Mathis Global Industries

"Over-engineering simple household problems since 2024."

327

Lines of Code to turn on a lightbulb

99%

Uptime (When Drew is awake)

0

Gluten Incidents (This week)

Operational Directive

Welcome to Mathis Global Industries (M.G.I.), the world's premier fictional conglomerate dedicated to the over-engineering of domestic life in McKinney, TX.

Founded by Drew Mathis (Chief Automation Officer & Apps Script Warlock) and Tatumn Mathis (Chief Inspiration Officer & Classroom Miracle Worker), M.G.I. operates on a simple philosophy: "Why spend 5 minutes doing a task manually when you can spend 3 weeks writing code to do it automatically?"


Live System Logs
[12:00:01] CORE_SYSTEMS: ONLINE
[12:00:05] AGRO_BOT: Scanning Bermuda grass nutrient levels...
[12:00:12] GLUTEN_DETECTOR: NEGATIVE (Safe for Tatumn)
[12:00:15] CAFFEINE_LEVELS: CRITICAL (Refill Imminent)